Tom Brady reportedly not considering strange new career path

Well, it was an interesting short-lived dream for the rest of us.

According to TMZ, future Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Tom Brady won't be pursuing a career in stand up comedy after all. 

However, there is reportedly a roast of Brady coming up via Netflix that is reportedly titled "The Greatest Roast of All Time."

Brady announced his second (and permanent) retirement from the NFL a video message that his playing career is officially over with, leaving the game with seven Super Bowl titles, five Super Bowl MVPs, three NFL MVPs, racking up the most passing touchdowns (649) and the passing yards in NFL history (89,214).